I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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