It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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