So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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