When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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