Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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