If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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