is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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