Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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