STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My nipple is on Facebook.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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