We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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