I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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