I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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