at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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