I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm having to shit out rocks
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