I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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