theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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