I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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