She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
please don't ironically join a cult
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