I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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