doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I didn't shave. On purpose
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
