Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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