Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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