these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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