im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
