question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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