do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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