Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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