I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Boobs speak an international language.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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