why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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