i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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