have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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