I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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