yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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