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the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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