Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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