he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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