You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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