OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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