i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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