my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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