hell yes lets make some ravioli
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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