You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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