Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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