do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
