Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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