Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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