i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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