At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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