are you still at the devil's house?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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