Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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