Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
don't judge my taste in strippers
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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