Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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