Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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