Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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