Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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